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Christmas in July SALE — Tariffs Be Damned! 🎄
CHRISTMAS IN JULY!Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers,I’m still high on victory — having beaten the price-hiking tariff goblins into submission with nothing but grit, caffeine, and a ham sandwich — and I’m passing those sweet, sweet savings straight to YOU.Here’s the deal, straight from my iced-coffee-soaked soul:🎄 Use code: SALE at checkout to get 17% OFF your entire order🎁 But don’t sleep on it — the madness ends July 31stThat’s 17% off the glorious chaos:-The tropical magic of our Hawaiian Kona Blend-The legendary Chocolate Coffee-And of course, the world-famous Brazilian and Costa Rican beans — which are already on sale, because...
Roasted to Order, Because You Deserve a Little Luxury!
Roasted to Order, Because You Deserve a Little Luxury! We don’t do "off-the-shelf" coffee. Stickboy Coffee is fresher than a farmer’s market peach and it is ready to turn your mornings into a Broadway production. www.stickboycoffee.com
I Beat the Tariffs (Again)… And the Chocolate’s Back!
Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers, Bad tariffs. BAD. I wagged my finger at them. I screamed at the moon. I may have slapped a customs form with a slice of ham. But I beat them again — negotiated like a caffeine-fueled lunatic on a three-day bender, and somehow, by the grace of the Coffee Gods and dumb luck, I got the goods. So now… IT’S BACK. The glorious chocolate flavors you’ve been craving for:🍫 Chocolate Coffee🍫 Decaf Chocolate🍫 Half-Caff Chocolate 🍫 Chocolate Raspberry🍫 Decaf Chocolate Raspberry All back in stock — ready to be freshly roasted when you order! Order now...
Passing the Savings On! ☀️
Passing The Savings On Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers, I’ve been drinking too much Stickboy Coffee and slamming my head against the wall, hoping the price monsters would back off — tariffs coming at us like some caffeinated Green Goblin swinging a flaming chainsaw of price hikes. The tariffs kept coming. The prices kept climbing. So, I went into full lunatic negotiator mode — fueled by freshly roasted Stickboy Coffee and an unhealthy amount of ham. I haggled. I begged. BUT I DID IT. I locked down a deal on Stickboy Coffee’s Costa Rican, the Half-Caff Costa Rican, Peru, and Brazilian...
Passing the Savings On! ☀️
Passing The Savings On Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers, I’ve been drinking too much Stickboy Coffee and slamming my head against the wall, hoping the price monsters would back off — tariffs coming at us like some caffeinated Green Goblin swinging a flaming chainsaw of price hikes. The tariffs kept coming. The prices kept climbing. So, I went into full lunatic negotiator mode — fueled by freshly roasted Stickboy Coffee and an unhealthy amount of ham. I haggled. I begged. BUT I DID IT. I locked down a deal on Stickboy Coffee’s Costa Rican, the Half-Caff Costa Rican, Peru, and Brazilian...