CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
Dear Stickboy Coffee Customers,
I’m still high on victory — having beaten the price-hiking tariff goblins into submission with nothing but grit, caffeine, and a ham sandwich — and I’m passing those sweet, sweet savings straight to YOU.
Here’s the deal, straight from my iced-coffee-soaked soul:
🎄 Use code: SALE at checkout to get 17% OFF your entire order
🎁 But don’t sleep on it — the madness ends July 31st
That’s 17% off the glorious chaos:
-The tropical magic of our Hawaiian Kona Blend
-The legendary Chocolate Coffee
-And of course, the world-famous Brazilian and Costa Rican beans — which are already on sale, because I beat those tariffs. BAD TARIFFS. BAD.
So, stop reading and get to it before this caffeinated Christmas miracle melts in the sun:
👉 www.stickboycoffee.com
Stay awesome everyone,
Stickboy aka Purveyor of Beans, Breaker of Tariffs, Santa in Shorts